Here's one for you Internet sleuthsters: What do the
Cherokee Nation and
Google have in common, besides being evil empires? Well, they both hired the same lobbyist to lobby members of the
Congressional Black Caucus!
According to
lobbying records,
Paul Brathwaite, the former executive director of the CBC, is helping the Cherokees and the Googlers with a serious
color problem. You see, the Cherokees think they have
too much of it while the Googlers don't have
enough.
So seeing how we're all about solutions here at In The Hoop, we came up with one that will save Chad Smith and Google a heck of a lot of lobbying fees. Have Google hire all of the ousted Freedmen! That gives the Cherokees what they want (0 Freedmen descendants), the Googlers what they need (More than 1 African-American employee) and Congress can get back to its busy schedule of not passing the
IHCIA before 2025.
We'll take our check in beads, thank you.
