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MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2001

"Yesterday I had to go ... out. This is a problem for me, because going ... out ... invariably means that I have to leave the house. Now, I love to get out of the house, don’t get me wrong – I love the outdoors, the fresh air, the vast prairies, all the amber waves of grain and the purple mountains’ majesty and, whatever. Unfortunately, whenever I go ... out ... I inevitably end up having to deal with ... people. People are becoming an increasing problem with me – because they are more irritating and more annoying and more obnoxious than ever. I’ve never been much of a social animal anyway, but, the older I get, the more it seems that people are just going out of their way to CHAP MY HIDE . . ."

Get the Story:
Potter Column: Motorists drive away holiday spirit (The Billings Gazette 12/8)

Relevant Links:
John Potter - http://hometown.aol.com/indinartist/jpotterhome.html

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