The Spoof: Madonna's failed adoption of Inuit baby
"World famous singer and entertainer Madonna's well publicised attempt to adopt 18 month old Angsangammillik from her Innuit family in north western Greenland have ended in failure.

A source close to Madonna told me, "Madonna is totally devastated. She loved Angsangammillik and was desperate to protect this child from the threat of Global warming".

Angsangammillik's father Sumarimsillik, an air traffic controller from the nearby airport was reported to have angrily called of the adoption when Madonna refused to rub noses with his family to seal the deal.

"Madonna is an ignorant person and not a bit like she appears in her videos," he raged. "

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